Sudeki: Steaming pile of hard suck.

I'm here to give you a review of a video game I just had the pleasure of wasting my life upon. SUCK. HARDEST SUCK THAT EVER SUCKED IN THE HISTORY OF HARD SUCK.

Now that thats out of the way lets get into why it sucks. Sure the graphics are alright, battle system is at least mildly innovative with the ability to see an RPG battle in first person, and the character designs are spot on *wink wink*. But alas, then what makes this game suck like a Hong Kong hooker? WORST. WRITING. E V A R.

Here we have in the course of the game hundreds of plot holes you could stick a Level 5 Mace through. A love interest that isn't remotley hinted at until the last thirty seconds. A girlfriend that just sort of shows up and needs saving, totally ignored. The fate of two kingdoms is just sort of left to the imagination by the end of the game. We also have a queen that seems good, turns evil with plans of world domination and she is forgotton as well by the time the credits roll. WHAT THE FUCK?

And finally, after all those random battles, after collecting all that shit for your team, after getting everyone leveled up and with the best weapons, we have the last battle. Where you only get to use one guy that the game already picked. Gay. But thats not even the worst part. The worst part is the fact that the ending to this whole crappy story is a full fucking TEN SECONDS long. No joke, clocked in at just under ten FUCKIN' second for 30 hours of running around and save points and shit. We dont get to know how anything turns out, who shacks up, or even if the world is still around. No, we get a puppet show and a proverb.